WARNING: This may be my last blog. No, of course I'm not leaving my position. It's just that... well, haven't you heard? The world is scheduled to end this week. Oh dear, you haven't heard, have you? According to the ancient Maya calendar, the end is due on December 21, 2012 (at 11:11 a.m. precisely, in case you need to schedule a few last appointments or polish off your bucket list before the Last Trump). But wait, there's no cause for panic!
Because I am a librarian to the end, I've made sure that you, my loyal readers, will be properly prepared for Judgement Day (as much as I can, anyway-- your soul is your own affair). I've thoroughly researched the topic and compiled a few reading lists on the incipient Apocalypse and what to do afterward (if you survive). I expect you'll have many demands on your time before the big day, but it's important to stay informed! Knowledge is power, particularly when the world is plunging into limitless chaos. (And episodes of The Walking Dead will only save you in the case of a zombie apocalypse.)
